Month: May 2006
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NewsBrief Part VI: Bush’s Low Approval Ratings Part Of Evil Mexican Plot
Miami- Fox News released a report yesterday revealing the President’s all-time low approval ratings to be the result of evil Mexicans. The report added these Mexicans are working illegally and unified to the common goal of making Mr. Bush appear as a desperate politician willing to pull any half-cooked stunt to inflate sagging ratings. The […]
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Silent Hill: The Course Of The Video Game Movie Lives
I have never bothered to own a Sony Playstation. However, five years ago I was able to acquire one on loan for about three months. How? Simple. A guy trying to impress my then girlfriend lend it to me in order to get on her good side. How bruck is that? Sucker. Anyway, one of […]
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Letter To My MPP: SmartMeters? What The $^&*$@%!# Are You Thinking?
This was a letter sent to Mr. Smitherman, my MPP regarding Toronto’s new Smart-meters that if without opposition could start infiltrating Toronto homes as early as this summer. Although a good idea in concept, the way they are going at it is as boneheaded as only politicians have the gift to make it. This is […]
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Letter To My MPP: SmartMeters? What The $^&*$@%!# Are You Thinking?
This was a letter sent to Mr. Smitherman, my MPP regarding Toronto’s new Smart-meters that if without opposition could start infiltrating Toronto homes as early as this summer. Although a good idea in concept, the way they are going at it is as boneheaded as only politicians have the gift to make it. This is […]