Month: November 2007
STUDY REVEALS: Nerds Get Laid More In Adulthood Than Any Other High School Clique.
Chicago – A new study spear-headed by the Sigma Xi Scientific Research Society released its results last week after two years of statistic and physiologic data collecting. Its results were of no surprise to the scientists involved, or anyone with an IQ higher than 138 points. ‘We found that on average, an IQ of 138 […]
NewsBrief Part XI: Harvard Student Plays Russian Roulette with Semi-Automatic. Dies.
BOSTON – It was a shock to both faculty and the student body when a suspected murder case on campus was discovered to be nothing more than the self terminating, fool-hardly attempts of a law school undergraduate Michael Sanders out to prove he was still the ‘big man on campus.’ According to witnesses, on Saturday […]