Month: May 2006
Newsbrief IX: Fanatic Avian Faction Planning Attack On May Sweeps
New York – Tensions about avian flu outbreaks around the world are flying high as the media and the World Health Organization continue to warn us of an incoming judgment day where riots, paranoia and anarchy will rule supreme right up until the bit where we all keel over and die. Fear on the grapevine […]
NewsBrief Part VII: Dove: 99% Pure – Uh, Pure What?
Toronto – For years Dove Soap has boasted the quality of their product by ramming us with ‘mild cleansing ingredients.’ Over and over and from all directions in the hope we would end up accepting them, maybe even enjoy them. What is more disturbing is their utter refusal to publicly share the composition of those […]