Newsbriefs: Part III

Harper Uncanadian: He ‘Dislikes’ Hockey Reuters- A barrage of civil unrest has ran amok in Harper’s old riding of Calgary West after it was discovered that Harper ‘dislikes’ Hockey. The verbal travesty was presumably heard by Harper’s cousin’s best friend’s girlfriend at the annual Harper Kegger party held at Stephen’s hometown of Toronto. According to … Read more

Newsbrief: Part I

Avian Flu Claims First A-List Victim Los Angeles – With the recent outbreak of the avian flu, it was only a matter of time before even the echelon of Hollywood’s A-list would start succumbing to its ill effects. ‘Sure it has been spreading, but no one cared when it was just any feathered chicken or … Read more